When I Was A Kid I Got

What A Doctor I've Got - He's Really Mixed Up. Last Week, He Grabbed My Knee And Told Me To Cough. Then Hit Me In The Balls With A Hammer.

My Cousins Gay, He Went To London Only To Find Out That Big Ben Was A Clock.

A Travel Agent Told I Could Spend 7 Nights In Hawaii No Days Just Nights.

I Get No Respect. The Way My Luck Is Running, If I Was A Politician I Would Be Honest.

What A Childhood I Had. Once On My Birthday My Ol' Man Gave Me A Bat. The First Day I Played With It, It Flew Away.