My Sister Was So Promiscuous She Broke

My Mother-in-law Had A Pain Beneath Her Left Breast. Turned Out To Be A Trick Knee.

Old Age Is When The Liver Spots Show Through Your Gloves.

My Own Laugh Is The Real Thing And I've Had It All My Life.

My Idea Of Exercise Is A Good Brisk Sit.

When Buying A New House ... Buy The House Far Enough Away From School So Your Kids Can't Come Home For Lunch.