My Own Laugh Is The Real Thing

I Am Constantly Being Asked About Individuals. The Only Way To Win Is As A Team. Football Is Not About One Or Two Or Three Star Players.

Every Time I Go Near The Stove, The Dog Howls.

Tennis Is Like Marrying For Money. Love Has Nothing To Do With It.

I Am Descended From A Very Long Line My Mother Once Foolishly Listened To.

My Eight-year-old Bought A Bicycle With The Money He Saved By Not Smoking.