My Photographs Don't Do Me Justice -

The Reason Women Don't Play Football Is Because 11 Of Them Would Never Wear The Same Outfit In Public.

[when To Have A Facelift:] If You're Tripping Over Your Neck.

Burt Reynolds Once Asked Me Out. I Was In His Room.

I'm Looking For A Perfume To Overpower Men - I'm Sick Of Karate.

Actually, I Comb My Hair Quite Often. Of Course, I Use An Electric Toothbrush.