I Will Never Give Up. I Am

I Don't Know How You Feel About Old Age... But In My Case I Didn't Even See It Coming. It Hit Me From The Rear.

I'm The Only Woman Who Can Walk In Central Park At Night... And Reduce The Crime Rate.

I'm Eighteen Years Behind In My Ironing. There's No Use Doing It Now, It Doesn't Fit Anybody I Know.

Just The Other Day I Said To Fang, "don't You Think We've Got A Storybook Romance?" And He Said, "yes, And Every Page Is Ripped.

It Took Me Three Weeks To Stuff The Turkey. I Stuffed It Through The Beak.