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Before You Get Married You Should Meet Your Fiance's Parents. It Is Not Enough That You Like His Parole Officer.

Aim High, And You Won't Shoot Your Foot Off.

I've Been Asked To Say A Couple Of Words About My Husband, Fang. How About Short And Cheap?

A Friend Told Me The Longer You Keep Romano Cheese, The Better It Gets. So, I Kept It Three Years. And This Thing Turned Mean. Now And Then I'd Open The Refrigerator Door And Throw It Some Food. I'd Have To Walk It Now And Then. And Then It Grew This One Leg. And It's Got This Ugly Fuzz All Over It. And The Dogs Won't Run With It.

My Plastic Surgeon ... Said My Face Looked Like A Bouquet Of Elbows.