Life Is Just A Bowl Of Pits.

They Say Love Thy Neighbor As Thy Self , What Am I Supposed To Do Jerk Him Off Too?

It's Lonely On The Top When There's No One On The Bottom.

I Got Myself Good This Morning Too. I Did My Pushups In The Nude, I Didn't See The Mouse Trap.

I Tell Ya I Got A Stupid Son. That's One Load That Shoulda Been Shot On The Wall.

You Know You're Old When Your Family Talk About You In Front Of You. What Are We Going To Do With Pop? We Have Company Tonight.