You Know You're Old When Your Family

Oh, When I Was A Kid In Show Business I Was Poor. I Used To Go To Orgies To Eat The Grapes.

I Can't Get No Respect.

When My Parents Got Divorced, There Was A Custody Fight Over Me. ... And No One Showed Up.

I Can't Figure Women Out. They Put On Makeup For Three Hours. They Wear Things That Make Them Smaller. Things That Make Them Bigger. Then They Meet A Man And They Want Truth.

Hey Everybody, We're All Gonna Get Laid!