It Seems That Nothing Ever Gets To

Politics Makes Strange Post-masters.

Classical Music Is The Kind We Keep Thinking Will Turn Into A Tune.

It Is No Disgrace To Be Poor, But It Might As Well Be.

I'm Sorry To Inform You That Your 50 Year Warranty Has Expired On Your Back, Knees, And Memory. Luckily Your Lifetime Warranty On Your Heart Is Still In Effect. Of Course, That Becomes Void And Expires When You Do.

Knowin' All About Baseball Is Just About As Profitable As Bein' A Good Whittler.