Classical Music Is The Kind We Keep

I Will Say This For Adversity: People Seem To Be Able To Stand It, And That Is More Than I Can Say For Prosperity.

University: ... A Place Where Rich Men Send Their Sons Who Have No Aptitude For Business.

If You Haven't Seen Your Wife Smile At A Traffic Cop, You Haven't Seen Her Smile Her Prettiest.

The Hardest Thing Is To Take Less When You Can Get More.

I'm Sorry To Inform You That Your 50 Year Warranty Has Expired On Your Back, Knees, And Memory. Luckily Your Lifetime Warranty On Your Heart Is Still In Effect. Of Course, That Becomes Void And Expires When You Do.