It Is No Disgrace To Be Poor,

Lack Of Pep Is Often Mistaken For Patience.

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty.

A Grouch Escapes So Many Little Annoyances That It Almost Pays To Be One.

A Bee Is Never As Busy As It Seems; It's Just That It Can't Buzz Any Slower.

If Capital And Labor Ever Do Get Together It's Good Night For The Rest Of Us.