I Must Have A Drink Of Breakfast.

Never Eat At A Place Called 'moms', But If The Only Other Place In Town Has A Sign That Says 'eats', Go Back To Moms.

The Laziest Man I Ever Met Put Popcorn In His Pancakes So They Would Turn Over By Themselves.

Ye Gads, No! I Couldn't Stand The Noise.

I Would Rather Be Living In Philadelphia.

Buried My Wife The Other Day. Had To, She Died.