Buried My Wife The Other Day. Had

No Man Is Boss In His Own Home, But He Can Make Up For It, He Thinks, By Making A Dog Play Dead.

It's What You Do That Counts And Not What You Say; Therefore I Fired My Press Agent.

I Could Juggle Anything In My Day. Balls, Cigar Boxes, Knives...but There Was One Thing I Could Never Juggle. My Income Tax.

Money Will Not Buy Happiness, But It Will Let You Be Unhappy In Nice Places.

You Can't Cheat An Honest Man.