Ye Gads, No! I Couldn't Stand The

Attitude Is More Important Than The Past, Than Education, Than Money, Than Circumstances, Than What People Do Or Say. It Is More Important Than Appearance, Giftedness, Or Skill.

Variant: I Was Driven To Drink By A Woman. I Am Forever Grateful, Yet I Never Had The Good Manners To Thank Her.

The Cost Of Living Has Gone Up Another Dollar A Quart.

A Rich Man Is Nothing But A Poor Man With Money.

No Doubt Exists That All Women Are Crazy; It's Only A Question Of Degree.