If You Could Learn To Make Love,

I Can't Get No Respect.

Sure I Smoked Pot In Hospital. My Wife Won't Let Me Toke At Home.

My Wife Says 90% Of Sex Occurs Between The Ears. But I Need A Girl Who Can Blow More Just My Mind.

Well With Girls I Don't Get No Respect. I Had A Blind Date. I Waited Two Hours On The Corner. A Girl Walked By. I Said Are You Louise? She Said, Are You Rodney? I Said, Yeah. She Said, I'm Not Louise.

It Was The Same Thing In The Army, No Respect. They Gave Me A Uniform That Glowed In The Dark.