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If I Ever Found A Church That Didn't Believe In Knocking All The Other Churches, I Might Consider Joining It.
-W. C. Fields
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If I Ever Found A Church That

W. C. Fields
If I Ever Found A Church That Didn't Believe In Knocking All The Other Churches, I Might Consider Joining It.
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