List of Johnny Knoxville Quotes

I'm Not Looking To Lose Anything. I'm Looking To Continue Making Movies.

I Love Louisiana. It's Amazing.

I Have A Whole Slew Of Doctors. I Can Count Eight In My Phone Right Now - Eight Different Doctors, All For Different Parts Of My Body. I Have Specialists.

I Feel Like My Eyes Have Gonorrhea.

I Want To Do Dramas. I Want To Do Comedies.

I Actually Got Stabbed At My Friend's Bachelor Party. In Real Life.

But I Can Still Lick The Spoon!

I'm The Fun Dad, I Am Also The Disciplinarian.

It's Unfortunate When Kids Get Hurt, But I Wish Parents Would Monitor What Their Kids Are Doing And Watching. It's Common Sense, Really.

People Try To Challenge Me In Bars Every Now And Then. As Long As They're Not Physical I Just Walk Away, But If They Get Physical Then I Just End Up In A Fight.

People Go To Car Races To Watch The Crashes.

What An Honor That Stephen Prouty Got Nominated For Best Makeup And Hairstyling For Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa. Am I As Stunned As Everyone Else We Didn’t Get The Nod For Best Picture? Well Of Course, Duh, But I Won’t Let That Take Away From My Happiness For Steve, Tony Gardner, And Our Whole Makeup Team. Wahoo!