Always Carry A Flagon Of Whiskey In

Everybody's Got To Believe In Something. I Believe I'll Have Another Beer.

My Illness Is Due To My Doctor's Insistence That I Drink Milk, A Whitish Fluid They Force Down Helpless Babies.

I Have Been In The Entertainment Business Some Forty-three Years, And I Have Never Said Anything Detrimental Or Anything That Might Be Construed As Belittling Any Race Or Religion. I Would Be A Sucker To Do So Because You Can't Insult The Customers.

No Doubt Exists That All Women Are Crazy; It's Only A Question Of Degree.

Set Up Another Case Bartender! The Best Thing For A Case Of Nerves Is A Case Of Scotch.