I Went To A Massage Parlor, It

Dad Told Me To Stop Running In Circles, I Couldn't, So He Nailed Down My Other Foot!

Hey, Did Somebody Step On A Duck?

My Wife And I Have Olympic Sex. Once Every Four Years.

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. He Told Me Never Take Candy From A Stranger Unless He Offered Me A Ride.

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. When He Took Me Hunting He Gave Me A Three Minute Head Start. Then On The Way Home He Tied Me To The Fender And Put The Deer In The Car.