I Should Have Been A Country-western Singer.

I Smoke Ten To Fifteen Cigars A Day. At My Age I Have To Hold On To Something.

My Major Contribution To The Format Was To Suggest That I Be Able To Step Out Of The Plot And Speak Directly To The Audience, And Then Be Able To Go Right Back Into The Action. That Was An Original Idea Of Mine; I Know It Was Because I Originally Stole It From Thornton Wilder's Play Our Town.

I Can't Understand Why I Flunked American History. When I Was A Kid There Was So Little Of It.

There Are Many Ways To Die In Bed, But The Best Way Is Not Alone.

There's An Old Saying, 'life Begins At Forty.' That's Silly. Life Begins Every Morning You Wake Up.