I Smoke Cigars Because At My Age

If You Live To Be One Hundred, You've Got It Made. Very Few People Die Past That Age.

It's No Surprise That Things Are So Screwed Up: Everyone That Knows How To Run A Government Is Either Driving Taxicabs Or Cutting Hair.

Should I Be The One To Play God? We're Both About The Same Age, But We Grew Up In Different Neighborhoods.

If You Ask What Is The Single Most Important Key To Longevity, I Would Have To Say It Is Avoiding Worry, Stress And Tension. And If You Didn't Ask Me, I'd Still Have To Say It.

Bridge Is A Game That Separates The Men From The Boys. It Also Separates Husbands And Wives.