I Smoke Cigars Because At My Age

Don't Stay In Bed, Unless You Can Make Money In Bed.

Just Because You're Old That Doesn't Mean You're More Forgetful. The Same People Whose Names I Can't Remember Now I Couldn't Remember Fifty Years Ago. . .

When You Stop Giving And Offering Something To The Rest Of The World, It's Time To Turn Out The Lights.

Nice To Be Here? At My Age It's Nice To Be Anywhere.

I Thought To Myself, 'why Not Write A Bestseller?' In The First Place, More People Buy Them And More People Read Them. You Make More Money And It Doesn’t Take Any More Time To Write A Bestseller Than It Does To Write A Book Nobody Buys.