I Drink Coffee With My Right Hand,

Happiness Is A Dry Martini And A Good Woman ... Or A Bad Woman.

Much Later In Life, Though, Gracie Made A Major Contribution To The Opera World. She Stayed Out Of It.

I Would Read Playboy More Often, But My Glasses Keep Steaming Up.

Say Goodnight Gracie.

Everyday Happiness Means Getting Up In The Morning, And You Can't Wait To Finish Your Breakfast. You Can't Wait To Do Your Exercises. You Can't Wait To Put On Your Clothes. You Can't Wait To Get Out. And You Can't Wait To Come Home, Because The Soup Is Hot.