Young. Old. Just Words. Inside We Feel

I Should Have Been A Country-western Singer. After All, I'm Older Than Most Western Countries.

None Of Us Kids Had A Middle Name. We Were Lucky We Had Any Name At All. By The Time My Mother Got Around To Naming One, There Was Another On The Way.

It's One Of The Old Show Business Axioms. No Matter How Successful You've Been, There's Always A Younger And Sexier Seal Coming Along.

If I Paid $3 Or $4 For A Cigar, First I'd Sleep With It.

I Would Go Out With Women My Age, But There Are No Women My Age.