I Quit Drinking, And I Figure If

If You Are A Black Woman, You Get Two History Months In A Row.

The Only Reason I Can't Recommend Heroin To Kids Is Because The Effects Wear Off.

I Once Dealt With A Prima Donna On A Movie Set. I Won't Say Who, But His First Name Is A Country. A Communist Country. Run By Fidel Castro.

I'm Very Resilient. The Only Thing I'm Missing Right Now Are Abs.

Hugs Are Great, But - Better Than Drugs? Come On. Let Me Put It To You This Way: I Never Drove To Harlem At 4 A.m. To Get Somebody To Hug Me.