If You Are A Black Woman, You

When I Black Out, It's The Happiest Time Of My Life.

'course The World Of Sports Takes Itself Way Too Serious. Sports Writers Are All High And Mighty.

It's Not A Drug Problem, Until You Run Out Of Money. Until Then It's Just Drugs.

I'm A Comic, So I Like To Stay Nocturnal. I Work 10 P.m. To 1 A.m.

My Dad Was Superman To Me, And In My Mind He Always Will Be.