I'm The Woman Who Used To Think

A Smile Is A Curve That Sets Everything Straight.

Tranquilizers Work Only If You Follow The Advice On The Bottle - Keep Away From Children.

Do I Believe In Witchcraft? I'm The Result Of It.

Mothers-in-law Do Not Make Good House Pets. Once I Had The Most Wonderful Dream -- I Dreamed That Mothers-in-law Cost Money And I Couldn't Afford One.

I'm The Only Woman Who Can Walk In Central Park At Night... And Reduce The Crime Rate.