A Smile Is A Curve That Sets

Remember There Is No Way You Can Give The Father Custody Of The Children Without Getting A Divorce.

I'm From Such An Old Family, It's Been Condemned.

My House Used To Be Haunted, But The Ghosts Haven't Been Back Since The Night I Tried On All My Wigs.

Christmas Is A Time When Everybody Wants His Past Forgotten And His Present Remembered.

When You Play Spin The Bottle, If They Don't Want To Kiss You They Have To Give You A Quarter. Well, Hell, By The Time I Was Twelve Years Old I Owned My Own Home.