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We Named All Our Children Kid. Well, They Have Different First Names, Like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .

You Know You're Old When Someone Compliments You On Your Alligator Shoes, And You're Barefoot.

My Own Laugh Is The Real Thing And I've Had It All My Life.

All I Ever Learned At My Mother's Knee Was What A Bony Knee Looked Like.

Some Wives Have Model Husbands, I Got One That Needed Remodeling.