I Love Writing Songs. I'm A Songwriter.

An Egg Cream Can Do Anything. An Egg Cream To A Brooklyn Jew Is Like Water To An Arab. A Jew Will Kill For An Egg Cream. It's The Jewish Malmsey.

Do You Have A Dollar On You? I Hate To Answer Questions For Nothing.

There's An Army Story In Me, And I Think There's A Wwii Brooks Film Somewhere.

Hope For The Best. Expect The Worst. Life Is A Play. We're Unrehearsed.

When We Got To Our Hotel Rooms, Mosquitoes As Big As George Foreman Were Waiting For Us. They Were Sitting In Armchairs With Their Legs Crossed.