I Don't Have A Mission. I Don't

Comedy Is Serious - Deadly Serious. Never, Never Try To Be Funny! The Actors Must Be Serious. Only The Situation Must Be Absurd. Funny Is In The Writing, Not In The Performing. If The Situation Isn't Absurd, No Amount Of Joke Will Help.

Now Thyself Is More Important Than “know Thyself.

I Make People Laugh For A Living. I Believe I Can Say Objectively That What I Do I Do As Well As Anybody. Just Say I'm One Of The Best Broken Field Runners That Ever Lived. For 35 Years I Was A Cult Hero, An Underground Funny.

If You're Alive, Make A Lot Of Noise, Because Life Is The Very Opposite Of Death.

Writing Is Simply One Thought After Another Dying Upon The One Before.