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Being Short Never Bothered Me For Three Seconds. The Rest Of The Time I Wanted To Commit Suicide.
-Mel Brooks
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Being Short Never Bothered Me For Three
Mel Brooks
Being Short Never Bothered Me For Three Seconds. The Rest Of The Time I Wanted To Commit Suicide.
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