I Just Could Just Shave My Beard,

I Think Sadness And Anger Are Really Fertile Ground For Comedy. No One Is Really Interested In A Happy Person Doing Comedy.

I Think Those Neighborhood Signs That Say 'slow Children Playing' Are Mean.

I've Been Happily Dedicated To The Same Woman For A Number Of Years. I Never Even Look At Other Women.

I'm Not Versed Enough In Constitutional Law To Run For Office. I'd Have To Go Back To School Or Something.

Have You Seen That Show On Cbs Called 'the Amazing Race'? Is That Show About White People?