I Think Those Neighborhood Signs That Say

I Call My Balls The Bush Twins.

I Haven't Been Hit Since Leon Spinks Hit Me In '92.

You Know How Some People Have Gay-dar? I Have Fat-dar. I Can Automatically Tell If You're Fat Or Not. And I Also Have Cerebral-palsy-dar.

I Think If You Come Out To California Trying To Be An Actor, It's Pretty Hard. There's Desperation. A Lot Of People Are Desperate, And A Lot Of People Are Clueless, Including Me. It's Hard To Try To Figure It Out. I've Never Told You, But I Have Head Shots That If You Saw Them... They're So Terrible! It's So Embarrassing.

I Wonder If In 2050 There Will Be A Movie Called, 'dude, Where's My Spaceship'