I Have Lifelong Friends. My Oldest Friend,

If I'm Going To Learn, I Must Do It By Listening.

Let's Not Become So Worried About Not Offending Anybody That We Lose The Ability To Distinguish Between Respect And Paranoia.

I Have Never Understood The Iowa Caucus.

All Of My Life Doing Interviews, Comedy Has Been My Favorite Thing, Comedians Are My Favorite People.

The Ultimate [travel Destination] For Me Would Be One Perfect Day In San Francisco. There's No City Like It Anywhere. And, If I Could Be There With The Girl Of My Dreams, That Would Be The Ultimate!