All Of My Life Doing Interviews, Comedy

People Would Pay Money To Work At Cnn

Those Of Us Forced To Read The London Papers Sometimes Speculate About Which Is Greater: The Average British Hack's Sloth, Mendacity, Ignorance, Obsequiousness, Capacity For Drink, Or Aversion To Paying For That Drink. Smart Money Tends To Split Between The Latter Two.

I'm Having As Much Fun Today As I Did When I Made $55 A Week, Because It Is As Much Fun

When I Was 5 Years Old I Would Lie In Bed, Look At The Radio, And I Wanted To Be On The Radio. I Don't Know Why.

I'm Not Offended. Lenny Bruce Taught Me That Everything's Funny. You Can Make Everything Funny. I Don't Think That Assassinations Are Funny, I Don't Think You Can Make Fun Of Isis, But Almost Everything Is Funny. And If We Can't Laugh At Ourselves, Who Can We Laugh At? So I Don't Mind Ethnic Humor. I Like Ethnic Humor. I Like Dialect Jokes. Laughter Is A Very Subjective Thing. If It's Funny To You It's Funny. And A Lot Of Things Are Funny To Me.