Let's Not Become So Worried About Not

You Know What Amazes Me About Ufo's? They Never Land At The White House. They Always Land At Laramie, Wyoming. Thiry Miles Out, Where They're Seen By One Farmer.

I'm Having As Much Fun Today As I Did When I Made $55 A Week, Because It Is As Much Fun

Don't You Think It Would Be Better To Legalize Victimless Crimes Like Drugs & Prostitution & Divert The Resources To More Important Things Like The Rapes & Assaults & Things Like That?

Someone Once Said, "i Don't Lie Because Then I Don't Have To Remember Anything." I've Told White Lies A Lot. Sometimes When You Tell Stories You'll Embellish Them A Little, Especially With Foxhole Humor.

Let's Not Become So Worried About Not Offending Anybody That We Lose The Ability To Distinguish Between Respect And Paranoia.