I Don't Know How Electricity Works. All

I've Been Wrestling With Reality For Most Of My Life. I'm Pleased To Say I've Won.

Not Everybody Hates Me. Only The People Who've Met Me.

People Come Up To Me And Say, 'emo, Do People Really Come Up To You?'

The Irs Sent Back My Tax Return Saying I Owed $800. I Said If You'll Notice, I Sent A Paper Clip With My Return. Given What You've Been Paying For Things Lately, That Should More Than Make Up The Difference.

Actually, My Cd Was Released In 1985, In Return For Two German Missionaries And A Dutch Urologist.