Pentiums Melt In Your Pc, Not In

Actually, My Cd Was Released In 1985, In Return For Two German Missionaries And A Dutch Urologist.

The Nicest Present I Ever Got Was An Exploding Suppository.

Whatever Happened To The Good Ole Days, When Children Worked In Factories?

I Don't Know If I Have Sexual Magnetism Or Animal Magnetism, Though Sometimes I'll Find A Squirrel Stuck To My Forehead.

Lord Please Break The Laws Of The Universe For My Convenience. Amen.