Ambiguity Is The Devil's Volleyball.

I Always Wanted A Beautiful Loving Wife And She Always Wanted To Be A Citizen.

They Have A Sign At The Beach, "no Glass Bottles". I Think That's So The Other Sand Particles Don't Feel Like Underachievers.

My Mom Gave Me One Of Those Cloth Calendars For The Kitchen. It Took Me Three Hours To Sew In A Dental Appointment.

Recently, I've Ventured Into The Mammal Family - So That's Good For My Sex Life.

I Had A Very Close Relationship With Another Kid When I Was Growing Up. I Was His Imaginary Friend.