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Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner Managed To Successfully Stop An Order Of Monks From Operating A Business On His Property. The Police Forced The Friars To Close Down Their Stall, Which Was Outside The Playboy Mansion Where They Had Been Selling Flowers. Said One Friar, Well, If It Was Anyone Else We May Have Gotten Away From It, But, Unfortunately, Only Hugh Can Prevent Florist Friars.

Onstage I Do All The Stuff I'd Never Do In Real Life, Like Lashing Out At People Who Make Me Mad Or Freaking Out In A Long Bank Lineup. Performing Allows Me To Fulfill All The Sicko Fantasies I've Ever Had.

I Have So Many Evil Plans, I'm Just Trying To Find The One Which Would Be Best Right Now!