Hey, Come On, I've Seen Younger Faces

I Was A Bookworm. Every Week I'd Go To The Library And Get Seven Books. Remember Libraries? I Wonder If People Still Go. And I Learned About Everything From The Library. I Came From A Scottish Family. Old School.

I'm Handsome, No Ands, Buts Or Ifs.

What If Hamsters Fought In The American Revolution?

The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Crap!

Ladies And Gentlemen Of The Jury. It's Not Like The Sheep Was Underage.