I Have So Many Evil Plans, I'm

Our Top Story Tonight: Famous Tv Dolphin Flipper Was Arrested Today On Prostitution Ring Charges. He Allegedly Was Seen Transporting Two 16 Year Olds Across State Line For Immoral Porpoises.

You Know, If I Don't Make It When I Go Out There In That Weather Balloon Into That Thunder Storm. I Want, You To Take Your Ear And Give It To My Wife.

What If Hamsters Fought In The American Revolution?

Did You Know That..........'embargo' Spelled Backwards Is 'o Grab Me

For As Long As I Can Remember, I've Had Memories.