I'm Handsome, No Ands, Buts Or Ifs.

The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Crap!

The People Who Influenced Me Most Were The People Who Said I Would Never Make It. They Gave Me A Thirst For Revenge.

You Don't Sweat Much For A Fat Girl.

I Have So Many Evil Plans, I'm Just Trying To Find The One Which Would Be Best Right Now!

My Most Important Professional Accomplishment To Date Is The Ability To Keep Working With Absolutely No Skills Whatsoever.