Health - What My Friends Are Always

My Mother-in-law Buys Her Coats In A Carper Shop. She Wears A 9x12.

A Friend Told Me The Longer You Keep Romano Cheese, The Better It Gets. So, I Kept It Three Years. And This Thing Turned Mean. Now And Then I'd Open The Refrigerator Door And Throw It Some Food. I'd Have To Walk It Now And Then. And Then It Grew This One Leg. And It's Got This Ugly Fuzz All Over It. And The Dogs Won't Run With It.

My Recipe For Dealing With Anger And Frustration: Set The Kitchen Timer For Twenty Minutes, Cry, Rant, And Rave, And At The Sound Of The Bell, Simmer Down And Go About Business As Usual.

All I Ever Learned At My Mother's Knee Was What A Bony Knee Looked Like.

My Sister-in-law Is So Skinny That She Has A Striped Dress With Only One Stripe.