Health - What My Friends Are Always

I'd Love To Slit My Mother-in-law's Corsets And Watch Her Spread To Death.

Choose A Checked Or Striped Wall Paper. People Will Be Halfway Home Before They Are Able To Focus.

I Once Wore A Peekaboo Blouse. People Would Peek And Then They’d Boo.

I Don't Know How You Feel About Old Age... But In My Case I Didn't Even See It Coming. It Hit Me From The Rear.

Do I Believe In Witchcraft? I'm The Result Of It.