I'd Love To Slit My Mother-in-law's Corsets

If It Weren't For My Adam's Apple, I'd Have No Shape At All.

Becoming A Comedienne Was My Way Of Adjusting To Puberty.

My Recipe For Dealing With Anger And Frustration: Set The Kitchen Timer For Twenty Minutes, Cry, Rant, And Rave, And At The Sound Of The Bell, Simmer Down And Go About Business As Usual.

Too Many Comics Today Ramble. By The Time They Get To The Punch Line, The Audience Has Either Gone To Sleep, Gone To The Bathroom Or Gone To Bed.

Christmas Is A Time When Everybody Wants His Past Forgotten And His Present Remembered.