Everybody Prefers To See A Nut -

Penn & Teller Stopped Doing Practical Jokes, And The Reason Is We Got Much Too Good At It.

If I Go Out To Dinner With You And You Order Wine, I Leave. I Won't Be Around Drugs And Alcohol At All.

There's No Job In Show Business That's Harder Than Any Other Job Outside Show Business.

The Tea Party Claims To Want Small Government.

I Was Always A Little Embarrassed When There Was An Act On Television That Requires A Great Deal Of Skill But Is A Little Goofy, And The Host Comes Over And Acts Like The Person Doing This Skill Is Some Sort Of Fool For Having Learned To Do Something That's Very, Very Difficult.