Hey, Did Somebody Step On A Duck?

I Come Home From Work Early One Day, And I See A Guy Jogging Down The Street In His Underwear. I Ask Him, "why Are You Jogging In Your Underwear?" He Says, "you Came Home From Work Early".

In High School, When I Played Football I Got No Respect. I Shared A Locker With A Mop.

Some Dog I Got Too. We Call Him Egypt. Because In Every Room He Leaves A Pyramid.

I Told My Wife A Man Is Like Wine, He Gets Better With Age. She Locked Me In The Cellar.

What A Childhood I Had, Why, When I Took My First Step, My Old Man Tripped Me!