Don't Be A Hog: The Only Time

You Can Always Tell The Golfer Who's Winning: He's The One Who Keeps Telling His Opponent That It's Only A Game.

Don't Be A Hog: The Only Time A Hog Helps The Community Is When He Dies.

Divorce Has Become So Easy Nowadays That Women Have Stopped Crying At Weddings.

The Only Thing More Certain Than The Hatred Of Enemies Is The Envy Of Friends.

A Lecturer Often Makes You Feel Dumb At One End And Numb At The Other.