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A Bacteriologist Is A Man Whose Conversation Always Start With The Germ Of An Idea.

The Only Time A Lazy Man Ever Succeeds Is When He Tries To Do Nothing.

Next Time A Man Tells You Talk Is Cheap, Ask Him If He Knows How Much A Session Of Congress Costs.

An Actor Is A Man With An Infinite Capacity For Taking Praise.

Corrupt Officials Are Usually Close-mouthed And Open-handed.