A Lecturer Often Makes You Feel Dumb

The Trouble With Dieting Is That A Pound Of Will Power Takes Off Only An Ounce Of Weight.

Reactionary: One Who Wants The Rules Enforced So Nobody Can Take His Pile Away From Him The Way He Got It From Others.

The Little Boy Who Goes To The Store And Forgets What His Mother Sent Him For, Will Probably Grow Up To Be A Congressman.

Family: A Social Unit Where The Father Is Concerned With Parking Space, The Children With Outer Space, And The Mother With Closet Space.

The Mint Makes It First, It Is Up To You To Make It Last.